-Sheldon: Good evening.
Im your guest lecturer, Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
I was expecting applause,
but I suppose stunned silence is equally appropriate.
I agreed to speak to you this evening,
because I was told that youre the best and the brightest of thisuniversitys doctoral candidates.
Hmm. Of course, thats like saying you are the most importantelectron in a hydrogen atom.
Cause, you see,
theres only one electron in a hydrogen atom.
Best and brightest, my sweet patootie.
All right, lets begin.
Show of hands, who here is familiar with the concept of topologicalinsulators?
Dont kid yourselves.
-Leonard: I found another Tweet from a studentat Sheldons lecture.
Dr. Cooper has taken a relatively boring subject and managed tomake it completely insufferable.
Plus, he looks like a giant insect.
-Howard: Look. Listen to this one.
Does Einsteins theory explain why time flies when youre havingfun,
but when youre listening to Dr. Cooper, it falls out of the sky,dead?
-Rajesh: Ooh, somebody took pictures and uploaded them to theirFlickr account.
-Leonard: Wow.
How do you get an entire lecture hall to flip you off at the sametime?
-Howard: Apparently, if youre Sheldon, all you need to do is turnyour back.
-Penny: Hey, Leonard, is your wi-fi down?
I cant get on.
-Leonard: Oh, Sheldon changed the password.
Its now "Penny is a freeloader."
No spaces.
space: 空格
-Penny: Thanks. What are you guys doing?
-Leonard: Sheldon gave a lecture at the university tonight.
Were reading the reviews.
-Penny: Oh. Howd he do?
-Howard: Well, picture the Hindenburg meets Chernobyl
meets Three Mile Island meets Tron 2.
-Penny: That bad, huh?
-Leonard: Read this womans tweet.
-Penny: "Listening to Dr. Cooper has made me want to start cuttingmyself again.
-Leonard: Yeah.
-Sheldon: Good evening, Leonard, Howard, Raj,
freeloader.
-Howard: So, howd the lecturego?
-Sheldon: In a word, triumphant.
-Leonard: Really? Triumphant?
-Sheldon: Oh, yes, you should have seen those young people.
Thirsty for knowledge, drinking in my wisdom.
I may have changed a few lives today.
-Penny: Oh, please let me tell him.
-Leonard: I dont know, I kind of promised Howard.
-Sheldon: Tell me what?
-Howard: Actually, we should all share the moment.
Raj, if you would.
-Sheldon: Oh, tweets about my lecture.
Hmm...
Thats rather unfair.
Thats downright cruel.
Plus, insects have six legs.
Yeah, Im not familiar with the acronym "KMN"
-Leonard: From the context, we think it means "kill me now."
-Sheldon: Well, I suppose everyones entitled to their ownopinion.
I think Ill turn in.
I didnt want to teach those poopy heads, anyway.
-Officer: Here. Breathe into this bag.
-Leonard: Whats going on?
-Sheldon: They stole everything, Leonard!Everything.
