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8hF拜客生活常识网

It turns out that the days I live are called youth.8hF拜客生活常识网

原来我过得这种b日子叫青春。8hF拜客生活常识网

The meaning of vacation is to meet all the people you want to meet.8hF拜客生活常识网

放假的意义就是可以和所有想见面的人见面。8hF拜客生活常识网

Today's young people are not persuaded, I persuade them to be my partner, but no one is willing to listen to me.8hF拜客生活常识网

现在的年轻人都不听劝,我劝她们做我对象,没一个肯听我的。8hF拜客生活常识网

Bao, if one day you are very sad, remember to call me and let me know that you have today too!8hF拜客生活常识网

宝,如果有一天你非常难过,记得给我打电话,让我知道你也有今天!8hF拜客生活常识网

don't want to sleep except during bedtime, I want to sleep the rest of the time.8hF拜客生活常识网

我除了睡觉时间不想睡觉,其余时间都想睡觉。8hF拜客生活常识网

Because I often stay up late, my liver doesn't seem to be very good. Can you tell me to be careful with my liver?8hF拜客生活常识网

因为经常熬夜,我的肝好像不太好,大伙可以叫我小心肝吗?8hF拜客生活常识网

Walking all my life, the breeze is at ease, I have a pearl that shines through the mountains and rivers.8hF拜客生活常识网

步履一生,清风自在,我有明珠一颗,照破山河。8hF拜客生活常识网


8hF拜客生活常识网

My rotten life: forget it if it doesn't work, what you said is right, then I8hF拜客生活常识网

don't want to live, it's okay if I don't.8hF拜客生活常识网

我的摆烂人生:不行就算了,你说的都对,那我别活了,不要也行。8hF拜客生活常识网

What do I compare to you? You are a pool of sparkling waves that cannot be fished.8hF拜客生活常识网

我把什么比作你?你是一池捞不起的波光粼粼。8hF拜客生活常识网

Mountains have spirits and all things are born, water has qi and crystal clear bottoms, I have a heart and I am close to nature.8hF拜客生活常识网

山有灵而万物生,水有气而澈见底,我有心而近自然。8hF拜客生活常识网

Your reply coin is in arrears, and you will be deducted by one if you recharge it, and you will be deducted by one if you do not recharge.8hF拜客生活常识网

您的回复币已欠费,续充扣一,不续充也扣一。8hF拜客生活常识网

What a fairy face with such a bright face! Is it a real treasure?8hF拜客生活常识网

这样明媚的脸庞是什么仙子颜啊!是真实存在的珍宝吗?8hF拜客生活常识网

As soon as I entered the operating room, the doctor asked me if I was under general anesthesia or half anesthesia, and I said: slightly spicy.8hF拜客生活常识网

刚进手术室,医生问我是全麻还是半麻,我说:微辣。8hF拜客生活常识网

Do the work that is neither busy nor idle, and live a wonderful life that is neither salty nor bland.8hF拜客生活常识网

把不忙不闲的工作做得出色,把不咸不淡的生活过得精彩。8hF拜客生活常识网

I need friends. Friends are softeners, chargers, candy chocolates.8hF拜客生活常识网

我是需要朋友的。朋友是柔软剂,充电器,是糖果巧克力。8hF拜客生活常识网

I'm starting to feel fortunate that you appeared at an age when I could afford to lose.8hF拜客生活常识网

我开始庆幸,你出现在我输得起的年纪。8hF拜客生活常识网

I think I'm not far from the local tyrants, and I'm halfway done now, that's the land...8hF拜客生活常识网

我觉得我已经离土豪不远了,目前完成了一半,就是土……8hF拜客生活常识网

As long as I give all the money I earn to my dad, then I can become a rich second generation!8hF拜客生活常识网

只要我把我挣的钱全给我爸,那我就能成富二代了!8hF拜客生活常识网

Eating alone feels lonely, but eating snacks alone will not.8hF拜客生活常识网

一个人吃饭觉得孤单,但一个人吃零食就不会。8hF拜客生活常识网

Who always steals my chick, it's fine if I want to work, even my chick will work for you?8hF拜客生活常识网

谁总是偷我的小鸡,我要打工就算了,连我的小鸡都要给你打工吗?8hF拜客生活常识网

This kind of thing is cute, I can come alone, don't bother you.8hF拜客生活常识网

可爱这种东西,我一个人来就可以了,不用麻烦你。8hF拜客生活常识网

When you look at each other, does your heart also say welcome to me?8hF拜客生活常识网

对视的时候,你的心也在对我说欢迎光临吗?8hF拜客生活常识网

I'm sorry I didn't control my heart, it always beats like crazy when it sees you.8hF拜客生活常识网

对不起我没控制好我的心,它总是一见到你就疯狂跳动。

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