问，国产荧幕第一CP是谁？
我猜这题只有70、80后才答得出——戈玲和李东宝。
当年火遍大江南北的某火腿肠广告，至今还有人记得广告词：
"东宝干嘛呢？"
"想戈玲呢！"
三十年前，雪片似的信寄到北京电视艺术中心，观众纷纷求问戈玲和李东宝最后到底有没有在一起。
那场面之壮观，谁都没料到。
三十年后，第一CP不再是重点。
反倒是这剧的新名号：第一预言家——
《编辑部的故事》
1992-2022 三十周年
《编辑部的故事》能成，更多是在编剧。
用黄海波的话讲，"它有吓死人的编剧团队。"
1991年，《渴望》大火，为了再续辉煌，王朔、马未都、苏雷、冯小刚等人被郑晓龙"押"在友谊宾馆攒稿子，准备写一出喜剧。
编剧团里全是些臭贫穷逗的京派碎嘴，几人平时在酒桌上的调侃就有的乐，写一出喜剧完全不当回事。
他们拿自己酸臭文人的身份大侃特侃，间或穿插些时代特色，比如，"疯疯火火"的诗人潮，每晚必看的台湾电视剧，神乎其神气功大师……
时不时旁征博引，冷不丁嬉笑怒骂。
这么一出雅而不俗的幽默剧，花了不过5天就出来了。
他们唤来好友来助演，濮存昕，郭冬临，英达，张国立，傅彪……一长串的客串明星，星光熠熠。
局成了，祸也来了。
尺度之大，题材之新，让不少人反对。
"毒草"是给《编辑部的故事》戴上的一顶大帽子。
好在一位老领导开放有远见，挺了这帮年轻人一把。
力排众议，撂下一句话：没事儿，出了问题我担着。
问题没出，反而作为国内第一部电视系列喜剧，《编辑部的故事》启蒙了之后所有的国产情景喜剧。
时至今日，回望翻看，短短的25集，处处皆是精粹。
话里的犀利，依旧有力。
事里的暗讽，依旧可笑。
谁能想到，人的虚伪，事的腌臢，一部三十年前的《编辑部的故事》早就说尽了。
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leaves":[{"text":""现在就想办法推卸责任实在让人寒心……这么点小事就不认同事，哼，要是在敌人的宪兵队里，老虎凳没上，辣椒水没灌，准都得叛变咯。"","marks":[]}]}],"state":{}},{"type":"block","id":"bF1b-1650612966841","name":"paragraph","data":{},"nodes":[{"type":"text","id":"ppnM-1650612966839","leaves":[{"text":"一听这话，"道德卫兵"牛大姐立马反击：","marks":[]}]}],"state":{}},{"type":"block","id":"Nhtk-1650612838154","name":"paragraph","data":{},"nodes":[{"type":"text","id":"2yjT-1650612838152","leaves":[{"text":""戈玲，这可是两回事儿啊，对敌人和对自己同志可是两回事，那不能混为一谈，一个是横眉冷对，一个是俯首甘为。"","marks":[]}]}],"state":{}},{"type":"block","id":"emkm-1650613038343","name":"paragraph","data":{},"nodes":[{"type":"text","id":"53BT-1650613038341","leaves":[{"text":"嘴上道理讲得欢，轮到问责全部瘫。","marks":[]}]}],"state":{}},{"type":"block","id":"trLN-1650613147407","name":"paragraph","data":{},"nodes":[{"type":"text","id":"DBpo-1650613147393","leaves":[{"text":"可要真论，一个个便宜没少占。","marks":[]}]}],"state":{}},{"type":"block","id":"5Qa7-1650613102210","name":"paragraph","data":{},"nodes":[{"type":"text","id":"a1Go-1650613102196","leaves":[{"text":"《甜蜜的腐蚀》一集，广告商送来了电冰箱作为试用品。","marks":[]}]}],"state":{}},{"type":"block","id":"F2iq-1650613193521","name":"paragraph","data":{},"nodes":[{"type":"text","id":"cF5j-1650613193520","leaves":[{"text":"老刘嘴上说着不乐意，第二天，把自家冰箱停了，东西全部塞进了公家冰箱里。","marks":[]}]}],"state":{}},{"type":"block","id":"PeWI-1650613236739","name":"paragraph","data":{},"nodes":[{"type":"text","id":"ZIVm-1650613236725","leaves":[{"text":"连余德利都看不下去，"老刘啊，要属老谋深算就数你。"","marks":[]}]}],"state":{}},{"type":"block","id":"q6Tg-1650613778143","name":"paragraph","data":{},"nodes":[{"type":"text","id":"U7mj-1650613778141","leaves":[{"text":"不怕人精明，怕的是大道理满嘴，装老实。","marks":[]}]}],"state":{}},{"type":"block","id":"guM0-1650610821248","name":"paragraph","data":{"version":1},"nodes":[{"type":"text","id":"tePw-1650610821246","leaves":[{"text":"披了个文化皮，便觉得独善其身，高人一等。","marks":[]}]}],"state":{}},{"type":"block","id":"DDdD-1650615770156","name":"paragraph","data":{"version":1},"nodes":[{"type":"text","id":"Tjk8-1650615770154","leaves":[{"text":"这职场事，也是世道事，多得是此班虚伪作呕之人。","marks":[]}]}],"state":{}},{"type":"block","id":"fvYS-1650610350919","name":"paragraph","data":{"version":1},"nodes":[{"type":"text","id":"uq9U-1650610350917","leaves":[{"text":"《编辑部的故事》不明批，只暗讽，其毒辣不得不服。","marks":[]}]}],"state":{}}]">
